51 Days...
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come ...
Ulgy Baby Joke...
A woman with a child in her arms gets in a bus.The driver saids: - My God, this is the ugliest child I have seen in ...
Great Golfing Joke...
Two friends on the golf course. One of them was getting ready to swing, when he sees nearby a group of people attending a funeral. ...
The Worlds Funniest ...
This is meant to be the worlds funniest joke. Two hunters, somewhere in the woods - at one point one of them drops on the ground, ...
10 Pints of Guinness...
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a ...
Wiping The Ass With ...
Two Blonde guys are in the woods hunting wild animals. One guy looks at the other and says, “I’ve got to shit immediately. It’s urgent.” The ...
Three Things To Thin...
1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments Cows: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track ...
Chapped Lips Joke...
There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of ...
Things Computers Can...
1. Single floppy can hold gigs of data and survive shootouts, flames and drownings without a single read error. 2. Word processors never display a cursor. 3. ...
