<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Pown.us &#187; Guinness</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.pown.us/tag/guinness/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.pown.us</link>
	<description>The Number One Entertainment Site</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:11:11 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
			<item>
		<title>10 Pints of Guinness</title>
		<link>http://www.pown.us/jokes/10-pints-of-guinness</link>
		<comments>http://www.pown.us/jokes/10-pints-of-guinness#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[$]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[10]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[500]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dollars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guinness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irishman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Junk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Of]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pints]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Texan]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pown.us/jokes/10-pints-of-guinness</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, &#8220;I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I&#8217;ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.&#8221;
The room is quiet and no one takes up the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, &#8220;I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I&#8217;ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.&#8221;</p>
<p>The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan&#8217;s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. &#8220;Is your bet still good?&#8221; asks the Irishman.</p>
<p>The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.</p>
<p>The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, &#8220;If ya don&#8217;t mind me askin&#8217;, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?&#8221;</p>
<p>The Irishman replies, &#8220;Oh &#8230; I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.&#8221;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.pown.us/jokes/10-pints-of-guinness/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

