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Wiping The Ass With One Dollar

Two Blonde guys are in the woods hunting wild animals. One guy looks at the other and says, “I’ve got to shit immediately. It’s urgent.”
The other guy replies, “Well, go behind one of those big trees and do it.”
“Its not that simple as you think. I don’t have any paper to wipe my ass.”
The other blonde replies, “You have a dollar, don’t you?”
The first one says, “Yeah, I’ve got a dollar. That’s a great idea – I’ll use that to do it!”
He leaves and 15 minutes later comes back with shit all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looks at him and asks, “What in the hell has happened to you?”
The first one replies, “Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes,
and a nickel???”