The Worlds Funniest Joke
Posted On: March 26, 2008
Posted In: Ambulance, Funniest, Funny, Humor, Hunters, Joke, Jokes, Junk, The, Two, Woods, Worlds
Comments: 6 Responses
Posted In: Ambulance, Funniest, Funny, Humor, Hunters, Joke, Jokes, Junk, The, Two, Woods, Worlds
Comments: 6 Responses
This is meant to be the worlds funniest joke.
Two hunters, somewhere in the woods – at one point one of them drops on the ground, breathless and with his eyes closed. The other one pulls his cell phone and calls the ambulance.
- My friend died. What should I do? He screams into the phone.
The calm voice at the other end replyes:
- Please calm down. I will help you. First of all, please make sure that he is indeed dead.
A moment of complete silence, and then a laud “bang!”.
- OK, he is dead now! What next?
thats rubbish
That wasn’t remotely funny. Also, “resposed”? What kind of a slapped-together website is this?
Calling yourself “The Number One Entertainment Site” or this crap “The Worlds Funniest Joke” doesn’t make it true.
Just cause you two asshats have no sense of humor doesn’t mean the rest of the world doesn’t. I read it out loud and everyone in my house laughed, that is 8 people versus you two. Majority rules.
It’s the “world’s funniest joke” because it is meant to be funny to the entire world. People in different parts of the world have different tastes in humor. This joke was chosen keeping that in mind. It might not be the funniest to you, but on a large scale more people will enjoy this than other more common jokes you may personally know.
Well all this implies is that,sadly,the amount of retards with the sense of humor of a seasick American is rising the world over…
No, just…no. I stumbledupon this and I find it to be an abomination to humor the world over. Whomever is the sick bastard who filed this under humor in the stumbleupon system, you’ve scarred me.