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Getting Your First Car

On his 16th birthday, a boy passes his driving test, approaches his father, and says “Dad, can you buy me a car?”

His father replies, “Is your dick long enough to touch your ass?”. The boy says “No”, and the father tells him to come back when it is.

For the next 2 years, the boy uses various methods of enlargement, and when he finally achieves the length, approaches his dad and asks for a car again.

The father asks “Is your dick long enough to reach your ass?”

The boy proudly says yes, to which the father replies “Go fuck yourself!”