Funny Drunk Joke
A man is asleep in his bed when there’s a knock at his door. He looks at the clock– it’s 3:30. He gets up, goes downstairs, opens the door. The guy on his front porch says, “I can’t seem to get her started… can you give me a push?” He is clearly drunk. The homeowner replies, “It’s three-thirty in the morning, I was in bed, and you’ve obviously been drinking. Forget it.”, slams the door and goes back to bed. Soon he hears the stranger knocking on his front door again. He turns over, covers his head with a pillow, but he can still hear the knocking. He tries to go back to sleep for ten minutes of uninterrupted knocking. Finally, he figures: I have to get rid of him; he might drive into a tree, but at least I’ll be able to get some sleep. He gets up, goes downstairs, half-way down the stairs the knocking stops. He opens his front door, the drunk is nowhere to be seen. He shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?” He hears a voice cry out, “Yeah, please.” He still can’t see him, so he shouts, “Where are you?” And the stranger replies, “I’m over here, on the swings.”
