Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across US, Nation Panicking
Posted On: July 5, 2010
Posted In: Across, Heard, Music, Nation, Ominous, Panicking, Sudden
Comments: 25 Responses
Posted In: Across, Heard, Music, Nation, Ominous, Panicking, Sudden
Comments: 25 Responses
Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins.



i hope this onion news network talks about shit and lie coz i think i will cry that they don’t do anything about it a 8 year old almost killed someone and all they say is wow and then they keep miley cyrus and other dc stars in jars and inject their brains.
@liztotalyrox this clearly says that u are one less uneducated out of 6 billion people
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@zoecallisto In the words of Admiral Ackbar, and a whole bunch of bored people on the internet; “IT’S A TRAP…!!!”
This is terrifying!!!
@jacobe888 uh this is sent aorund the world and if you hate us so much why not go join al queda and suicide momb us that way itll be better without an asshole american hating prick like you in the world
its the terrorists i tell ya
Something really bad is going to happen… I can just feel it.
I love The Onion, but still wonder how some people think it’s real.
@Fragacide Agreed! now who would like to suck his balls first? anyone? you? no? ok. well if you want it done right…….
this is the best thing ever!
“Prayer Circle embarrasses teenager back into coma”
“Breakthrough medicine allows you to shit on command”
lmao!
A Really lousy joke made for stupid N.americans by stupid N.Americans.
@SAIDIQBALRULES Welcome to The Onion. ^.^ Head on over to sports where Tiger Woods is back and getting his ass handed to him by Kobe on the greens.
@liztotalyrox Hmm… You make a strong argument… I’ve no choice but to lay down my own beliefs because you’ve stated your opinion so boldly. Everybody, we much all change our opinions to the same as liztotalyrox’s… otherwise, why else would such a meaningless and mediocre comment be made but to make a complex and well thought out point?
fake and gay
And you wanted your own theme-song!
wdh….i thought this was a real news report until the hiker girl part zzzz they put thr she is lost but hw the freaking hell they found her -.-
great Satire indeed !
Support FEMA !
@bamlaflamme she was tryig soooo hard not to laugh.
@BoozaslashSoaad It is super funny, specially the FEMA part, you just dont get it
@TheWidowsPeak … what is satire?
@TheWidowsPeak …. whats satire??
this happens every year. it’s called “christmas carols”.
theyr trying to find whos life the music fits with