China’s Andy Rooney Has Funny Opinions On How Great China Is
Posted On: May 7, 2010
Posted In: Andy, China, China's, Funny, Great, Opinions, Rooney
Comments: 25 Responses
Posted In: Andy, China, China's, Funny, Great, Opinions, Rooney
Comments: 25 Responses
The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents.
“…and I’d never be heard from again!” Har har har har!!!
@skeilak More than most regular American news networks, that’s for sure. Haha!
@Melohalo : Wouldn’t you imagine that the ONN folks wrote the script in English first, then worked with the Mandarin speaking actors to translate the script, and then again, to make sure the on-screen translation was perfect?
Just another example of the fantastic production values The Onion puts into their work.
@soulhunter4444 Yeah I’m actually really impressed at how well they did it. Normally Mandarin to English speech transitions are very difficult to translate.
What the f is this Andy Rooney guy talking about
I just called my neihbor the other day and said how my damn fridge is working so well
@chinesekmt Indeed this is no laughing matter. It would be almost as offensive if they made fun of Chiang Kai-shek and how he imprisoned and killed over 100,000 people under his dictatorship in Taiwan, yes?
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They’re speaking actual chinese and it’s transalated correctly?
The effort The Onion makes to entertain us.
@chinesekmt ofcorse it is true. thats why its so funny
the facial expression on that guy at 0:38 saying you are a traitror is pure gold xD
who reads the news crawl under the video? some of the funnier ones:
-In UK, one family eats meals everyday with pony
-Gorrila becomes foster mum, raises white tiger cub
-Ex US official recalls 1st visit to China 30 years ago: Air stewardess shrieks upon seeing a camera
-Lonely young penguin takes plush toy as sworn brother
-”China’s Fattest Kid” loses 240kg in 1 year for girlfriend
There are currently 6 billion ppl in the world but ONNI claims to have 9 billion viewers; no wonder their outreach is 811 countries; it includes countries under extraterrestrial control!
People who don’t know about Andy Rooney can’t really appreciate this.
I, too, speak Mandarin. And all 152 languages that ONNI is broadcast in.
@randomxm1 lol. this comment got a -5 rating? This is some dry sarcasm, but I caught it.
China has nothing to do with whether a communist or capitalist system, it is just simple politics, what it is a dictatorship government.
This shit is actually quite true, no laughing matter. What was said all reflects China does not have the rule of law.
I don’t know what’s funnier, the video or the comments from people who think this is real
your talking about opportunity to steal from the rich which is not really “equal opportunity” primarily because it discourages success
I speak Mandarin and I assure you that this is translated perfectly.
This is obviously bullshit! China is so fucked up! Everyone knows that the united states’ government is the only infallible system on the planet. Everyone here has equal opportunity, specifically the lazy ass poor that choose to live in poverty.
@bbphnix
Do you live there? Just wondering, nothing to do with what I’m about to say. I know a chinese immigrant who moved to the US SPECIFICALLY because he has a little brother. Why would an entire family uproot and move to another country and learn another language if having only one child was a suggestion? It’s a law, an enforced law.
raise more than one or two children, which is in tune to the fact that it is more difficult for the planet to support more people.
@manofaction0
well, actually they dont tell them how many children they can have, they only encourage to have one child and discourage to have more than one(or two, I am not sure). frankly, the more children you have the more strain you’re putting on the resources of this planet so I think it’s normal they put a little on the people to have fewer children. They can choose to have more children, but have to pay something (or they dont receive financial aid I am not sure). So it’s just harder to
@kk4texas
He was being sarcastic.
@bbphnix
Last I checked, everyone who has a separate opinion other than what the government agrees with is either imprisoned or executed. Seriously, what free government tells you how many kids you can have?