10 Pints of Guinness...
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a ...
Wiping The Ass With ...
Two Blonde guys are in the woods hunting wild animals. One guy looks at the other and says, “I’ve got to shit immediately. It’s urgent.” The ...
Three Things To Thin...
1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments Cows: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track ...
Chapped Lips Joke...
There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of ...
Things Computers Can...
1. Single floppy can hold gigs of data and survive shootouts, flames and drownings without a single read error. 2. Word processors never display a cursor. 3. ...
6ft Asshole...
Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day out on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and ...
Funny Drunk Joke...
A man is asleep in his bed when there's a knock at his door. He looks at the clock-- it's 3:30. He gets up, goes ...
Great Joke...
Three women were sitting around the kitchen table discussing how they took revenge on their adulterous husbands. The first woman said, “When I found out my ...
Really Funny Joke...
Three men from the same city reach Heaven's Pearly Gates at the same time. Peter is astonished, as this has never happened before. He says, ...
