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ANIMAL CRACKERS [Shamrock Edit] (HQ)

admin — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 17:50:25 +0000

A compilation of animals with a sense of humor. Video and sound edited by DJ Shamrock. Excerpts taken from and produced by the BBC One show ‘Funny Talking Animals – Walk On The Wild Side’. Images are property of the BBC. Michael Jackson’s ‘Billie Jean’ is property of Sony.

Moby-Dick (II)

admin — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 05:23:50 +0000

Featuring discussions of Melville’s Moby-Dick; intertextuality; Owen Chase’s narrative of the sinking of the whaleship Essex; cenotaphs; Biblical culture; and typology.

Padosan

admin — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 16:54:28 +0000

Bollywood classic – Padosan 1968, is the hilarious story of how destiny brings two opposites together. Bhola – Sunil Dutt is a straightforward and unlettered village bumpkin while Bindu – Saira Bano is a modern and educated rich girl who is independent of spirit and highly accomplished in the arts. While Bhola falls in love with Bindu, she ridicules him and only feels contempt for him. Her music teacher – Mehmood encourages her to heap more insults at Bhola. A heartbroken Bhola turns to Guru – Kishore Kumar who runs an amateur theatre company with his motley bunch of artistes and singers. Guru devises ingenious tricks whereby Bhola is able to impress Bindu. A laugh-riot that will have you roll of your sets with mirth, ‘Padosan’ also boasts of super-hit songs, including the unforgettable ‘Mere Samne Wali Khidki Mein’, ‘Ek Chatur Naar’ and ‘Meri Pyari Bindu’. Click on www.rajshri.com to watch full length Bollywood films absolutely Free!!

Auto-Tune the News #13: driving. stripping. swinging. (ft. Weezer)

admin — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 04:28:07 +0000

The hallowed inner sanctum of US Government rocks hard with the aid of representatives from the state of =w=. Weezer’s new album ‘Hurley’ now available – www.weezer.com or on iTunes bit.ly kite boy shirt: www.districtlines.com quartet sheet music: www.facebook.com 2nd channel: www.youtube.com Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Chords: chorus – EB verse 1 – F# G#min EB verse 2 – B5 E5 Lyrics: Don’t leave me swinging in the wind until November I am here! I am not going away! Hey, if I was you, I may want me to go away, too You know, what the hell–do what you have to do But don’t leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November Don’t leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiind Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey! As much as I love you, I am not going away I violated the rules and I’m apologizing For God’s sake, I’m 80 years old And all I’m saying is heck, Have the ethics committee expedite this– This is an emergency Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey! As much as I love you, I am not going away He’s still a contender He will not surrender Don’t you leave him Swinging in the wind until November Don’t leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November Don’t leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiiiind Do what you have to do But don’t leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November Don’t leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiiind There’s a lot of pain …

Emma Stone Is A Whore! — “Easy A” & “The American” Film Reviews

admin — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 16:11:52 +0000

Welcome to Movie Night With Jonny Paula! YouTube’s #1 weekly interactive movie-review show! New episodes every Friday! Tonight’s Films: – Easy A — Witty character-driven fun ride – 9/10. – The American — Slow-paced, but definitely riveting – 5/10. Vote Your Rating For Next Week’s Films: – The Other Guys — micropoll.com – Dinner For Schmucks — micropoll.com Seen a movie in theaters recently? Tweet about it with the #JPMN hashtag, and have it featured on the show! ++++ Related Videos ++++ Movie Night — Perfect Getaway + Money Train — www.youtube.com Movie Night — Up In The Air + Old Dogs — www.youtube.com Microwave: Box Of Wine — www.youtube.com ++++++++++++++++++++++++ DVD Releases — bit.ly Twitter ————– bit.ly Facebook ——— bit.ly 2nd Channel —– bit.ly FAQ Video ——— bit.ly T-Shirts ———— bit.ly Use The App —— apps.facebook.com Movies I’ve Rated — imdb.to +++++++++++++++++++++++++ Created by —— Jonathan Paula Camera ———- Panasonic HMC-150 Software ——— Adobe Premiere Pro CS5 Computer ——- bit.ly An ideo Production – © 2011. ~

The Guild – S2 Ep4: Heroic Encounter

admin — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 16:11:50 +0000

Codex meets her new neighbor. The guys and girls of The Guild dish in separate channels. The Guild Season 1 & 2 is available for purchase on DVD amzn.to and iTunes bit.ly BUY GUILD STUFF: Comic Book bit.ly T-Shirts jinx.com Season 3 Spires of Dragonor Poster bit.ly CONNECT WITH THE GUILD: twitter.com facebook.com watchtheguild.com Official Fan Podcast http Created and starring Felicia Day (Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Monk, House, Dollhouse). Directed by Sean Becker and Produced by Felicia Day, Kim Evey (Producer, Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show), and Jane Selle Morgan English Subtitles: Daniela Figueiredo and John Ferguson Portuguese Subtitles: Dani Figueiredo Italian Subtitles: Francesco Spreafico and Luca Franceschini Russian Subtitles: Roman Rausch Czech Subtitles: Jan ‘Zoidy’ Hunka Polish Subtitles: Krystian Aparta Greek Subtitles: Chryssa Rapessi

Outtakes From The Microwave Show!

admin — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 03:33:45 +0000

- Microwaving Chainmail: bit.ly – “Jon’s Adventure Vlog” When full-time YouTuber, Jonny Paula, ventures out into the world to do something exciting, he will take you along for the adventure! These videos will be posted sporadically, and when they are uploaded, it’ll be in lieu of “The World According To Jon”. +++++++++++++++++++++++ Main Channel: bit.ly Jon’s Twitter: bit.ly Jon’s Facebook: bit.ly +++++++++++++++++++++++ Created by: Jonathan Paula An ideo Production – © 2010. ~

Auto-Tune the News #12: weed. lesbian allegaytions.

admin — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 15:05:16 +0000

The possibility of California marijuana legalization and suggestion of Supreme Court lesbianism inspire rousing choruses from concerned/excited news personalities. Produced by The Gregory Brothers. More on us: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.facebook.com ATTN shirts: www.districtlines.com Lyrics: The market value of pot would go down, down, down if we legalize it Then supersize it Right now, now, now $4000 an ounce That’s way too much $400 an ounce That’s ten times the blunts We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right right now, now, now That huge profit margin would go down, down, down if pot were legal For the needy people Right now, now, now Does it lead to harder drugs? No more than cigarettes No, absolutely not It leads to happiness We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right. Right now, now, now A photo of supreme court nominee Elena Kagan shows Kagan playing softball Uh, uh… That’s been sort of a signal like 2 men sunbathing together on a beach Or something like that The immediate implication is that they’re gay That’s all, I’ve, I’ve known that for a long time And as soon as I saw that picture I knew the implication: She’s gay, she’s gay! I saw the allegation: she’s gay, she’s gay! Her sexual orientation Significant in her confirmation Is she gaaaaay? (a lesbian, lesbian) Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay, gay lesbian) Is she gaaay? (GAY) Is she gaaay? (GAY) Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay lesbian, lesbian) Gay, gay, gay, gay like two men sunbathing together on a …

Emma Stone Is A Whore! — “Easy A” & “The American” Film Reviews

admin — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 02:38:40 +0000

iTunes Version – Backin Up Song

admin — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 14:10:19 +0000

iTUNES: dft.ba SITE: www.thegregorybrothers.com SHIRTS districtlines.com ORIGINAL VIDEOS: www.kmbc.com & www.kmbc.com WALK OFF THE EARTH COVER: www.youtube.com SHELLI LANGDALE: oustcat.org Auto-Tune the News Gregory Brothers links: YouTube! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Twitter! www.twitter.com 2nd YouTube! www.youtube.com CHORDS: Chorus: Eb – Bb (x4) Verse: Fmin – Bb – Eb – Ebmin/Ab (x2) Bridge: Bb LYRICS I’m backin’ up, backin’ up, backin’ up, backin’ up Cause my daddy taught me good I’m backin’ the hell outta there And I’m like oh my God, oh my God, my God I’m backin’ up, backin’ up, backin’ up, backin’ up Cause my daddy taught me good And I think maybe I should faint. But I don’t. (NO.) My daddy taught me good. I was putting one more type of coffee in my coffee cup And outta the corner of my eyes I saw two guys come in One with a black hoodie, one with a white hoodie. Black hoodie. (White hoodie!) White hoodie. (Black hoodie!) They said, “WE WANT YOUR MONEY EVERYBODY DOWN!” And I’m like, “Oh UGH! Why did I need coffee now?!” And soooooo The guy in black starts comin’ down, comin’ down down down down (Chorus) So I backed farther and farther away, And I’m like, don’t look don’t look don’t look. And he comes right to me and he goes, Get down now! Get down now! And I just drop to my knee, see my little knee. And, and then when I figure I’m safe I’m like, countin’ to two thousand. And I don’t hear nothin’….Nothin! Then I hear: BOOM BOOM BOOM! I’m like …